EGGS AHOY!!!

What we have here are a few scraps of merchandising that you can purchase in order to further the noble cause of bringing eggs to every house by 2012. The prices are pretty much as they come. I try to keep them low because I find the prospect of walking down the street and seeing someone wearing an eggs shirt far more entertaining than making oodles of cashish in the process. Quite the shrewd business man.

At the moment it's all made to order so drop me a line through the contact section if you're interested in anything you see here. Or if you want to see something here.

Framed Eggs Portraits

A lovingly printed portrait of your favourite character (or one that you don't really like, whatever floats your boat) framed in what is admittedly a gloss black plastic frame with a wooden back stand and a protective glass panel. The print can be customised to your wants and has the option of being personally autographed by either the egg in question (much more interesting) or the author (for those that are thinking that it may be worth something on ebay at some stage). Suits a 6 x 4 image.

$10.50 AUD + Postage & Handling

Framed Eggs Episodes

The greatness of Eggs (or lack of) can now be taken with you and placed where you need it most with the creation of the framed episode. Measuring at 277mm x 167mm (go figure) this handy addition will fit into most useable areas (statistics taken from the 1987 survey on useable areas). With ar black plastic frame, wood backed with a protective glass panel, this comes with the option of being hung or left free standing. It sits unobtrusively on any desk or workspace and comes with the episode of your choice.A lovingly printed portrait of your favourite character (or one that you don't really like, whatever floats your boat) framed in what is admittedly a gloss black plastic frame with a wooden back stand and a protective glass panel. The print can be customised to your wants and has the option of being personally autographed by either the egg in question (much more interesting) or the author (for those that are thinking that it may be worth something on ebay at some stage). Suits a 6 x 4 image.A lovingly printed portrait of your favourite character (or one that you don't really like, whatever floats your boat) framed in what is admittedly a gloss black plastic frame with a wooden back stand and a protective glass panel. The print can be customised to your wants and has the option of being personally autographed by either the egg in question (much more interesting) or the author (for those that are thinking that it may be worth something on ebay at some stage).

$13.50 AUD + Postage & Handling

Well... being as super-organised as I am I've put the option to buy Eggs gear on the main page but don't actually have much in the way of goods to peddle. Fear thee not, though, as I am questing through the dragons lair and past the cave of bad tempered sweet chilli chicken in search of goods and prices. Yes, I will traipse, once more, across the desert to bringeth these to you

If you have any neat ideas click here and let me know.