Marty is the original and in no way the best. while constantly getting himself into unfortunate situations (Usually involving "bling"), he still manages to find time to indulge in his baser instincts. Consisting mainly of ridicule and practical jokes his baser instincts constantly find him in the midst of whatever is going on. While most people take on practical jokes that leave both parties laughing, Marty likes to put a twist on things that always see the other party deeply hurt, violently ill or downright dead. Marty is, for want of a harsher word... a bastard. Marty initially suffered from the terrible affliction of being compelled to end phrases with colloquial slang. But through many hours with his therapist (a midget with a baseball bat in the alley behind the petrol station) he is being cured. That being said, Marty is an integral part of the group as most of the characters can be linked directly to him. Bernard is his life long friend (He knew him when he was white!) and room mate. He met Neebert through an elabourate prank involving an umbrella and a flamingo. And Crim still has his bling. All chracters can in some way be linked to Marty and many have an impact on him. ...but he usually gets them back sooner or later.

Bernard spent the early years of his life living the harsh life of being a white boy growing up in a very white neighbourhood. His parents would give him an allowance. He was always accepted in school and public places and he was never once singled out for being different. These were hard times for poor Bernard as he struggled through life with a silver spoon wedged firmly betwixt his buttocks. But then the day came when he was informed by a historian / geniologist / fortune teller / badger pimp that he was in fact 1/80th black. Bernard imediately took this to heart and has lived black ever since. Having only rap videos to guide him he adopted a new turn of phrase, changed his name to "Fo Shizzle" and even went to the extent of painting himself black. Years have passed and he has now completely forgotten that he actually paints himself black. For all he knows, he IS black. To combat this his sub-conscious has developed a way to shut down the conscious Fo Shizzle and take over the body, in order to re-coat his blackness. While Marty finds this terribly amusing, Fo Shizzle has always wondered why Marty insists on rubbing him. He has concluded that it must be for good luck.

Crim is hopeless... We really needn't say more, but for the sake of this we will. Also to fill space I will include a recipe for Aunty Mig's famous cookies at the end. Crim lives with Razzo, an old friend of Marty, and pays his way by attempting roberies and other crimes. Whilst being a professional criminal. He is still a shining example that crime does not pay... if you don't do it right. The closest he got to doing it right was in stealing Marty's bling. Although he escaped from this encounter with third degree burns, he also escaped with the bling. He is a hopeless appendage to society but manages to hang on through a series of miracles. Aunty Mig's Famous Cookies: Ingredients: Flour and water Instructions: Get flour, add water. Serve in bowl with straws and a fork for chunks.

Gordie is for all intensive purposes highly unfortunate...or highly dense. Scientists have long been baffled by Gordie, who is suspected to be the densest material known to science. He has an affinity with losing limbs and a degree in misunderstanding common English. Is he from another country? NO, he's just that dimwitted. He shares a house with Neebert and Flameboy and as a result has a willing surgeon to take care of him whenever he appears broken. He and flameboy once tried to form a heroic duo but he was soon dropped from the team when it was discovered that being dense beyond the status of any mere mortal was more of a set back than an advantage. Gordie continues to limp along, quite happily, through life as a walking example of ignorance being bliss. If seen on the street, all advice is to stay away from him as he will no doubt be carrying some form of weapon and is far to slow to understand the repercussions of using it.

Neebert... God's gift to science. Or at least he would have you all think. While incredibly gifted in oh so many ways, Neebert has grown up with nothing but invention and science on his path and as such has developed very few life and people skills. All that aside, he manages to survive quite well as an inventor of sorts. And with an army of friends as guinea pigs he now has a forum for his scientific testing. He lives with Gordie, Flameboy and (in more recent times) Furball. When all is considered he is resposible for the creation of all three. Gordie is accident prone to the point where the majority of his person has, at one stage, had to be re-created and re-attached by Neebert in some form of scientiffic abomination. Flameboy was once Blankboy until an experiment of Neeberts saw him converted to the flaming mass that we are all so fond of. Furball... well it's a prime example of Neebert playing God without really paying much attention. Wanted by several States and Countries for questioning in regards to a race of half pig / half human cyborgs found in the sewers of three major countries, he is blissfully unaware that he is on the run and continues to practice science as he sees fit.

Our dear friend Razzo. What to say... Well, let's start by saying that Razzo is a sexual deviant with a quick wit and not a care in the world for the feelings of others. If it was said that Marty was a bastard, then Razzo is a super ultra mega bastard. Known for his ability to laugh outrageously at funerals and roadkill, he has been short of true friends for the majority of his life. This in no way bothers Razzo as human contact is only really necessary to the point that it often provides him with humor. He met Marty in a recussitation course when they were both caught putting scorpions in the mouth cavities of the practice dolls. Ever since the two have been friends. They were briefly apart while Razzo decided to have an experimental procedure where he was fitted with a talking crotch. He lives with Crim, but has yet had to introduce him to anyone. He is saving this for a special occasion so he can see the look on Marty's face when he introduces him to the person that held him at gunpoint to steal his beloved bling. Whilst in the area of practical jokes he is often equal with Marty. He lacks the conscience to tell him that what he is doing in day-to-day life is often capable of deeply scarring those he deals with.

Blankboy was an unfortunate drunk who one day accepted a request for a room mate that was posted on the community notice board by a mad scientist named Neebert. Most of Blankboys life was spent completely and utterly intoxicated. He floated through life on a wobbly cloud of loud music, paint thinner and vomit. His life was unfortunately cut short at the hands of his then room mate Neebert when he was converted forcibly to flameboy. At the time of his conversion it's assumed that his body was well over 123% alcohol and as a result he will be burning for much more than a single lifetime.

Flameboy is the brain child of Neebert. Previously he was known as Blankboy who had a constant alcohol content of over 113 percent. In a horrible experiment that went horribly right, he was converted to become... FLAMEBOY!! Flameboy has taken on the persona of a kind of super hero now. Running around and inadvertantly foiling crimes. Whilst not entirely a super hero of note he has developed a following of hopefuls wanting to audition for the role of sidekick. Whilst Gordie held the role a while back he has since been removed, leaving the position vacant. Flameboy lives with Neebert and Gordie amongst the ashes of what was formerly his room.

Badger Gadget is better known as the arch-nemesis of Flameboy. This came into effect a few years ago when Badger Gadget was waiting in line for a kebab and upon reaching the counter he found that the last of the tabouli was used on the last customer. He peered around to find the culprit and who else but Flameboy greeted his eyes. A diabolical mastermind he has devised a series of elaborate traps and tortures in his time as an evil genius. Such as the thumb-tack on a chair and the hurling of a pebble. He had a troubled childhood to the same effect as Bernard and wears a monacle for the sheer sake that it makes him look the part. He had his sights set on obtaining a cat to stroke whilst he concocted his schemes. But was once again beaten to the pinch as the cat in question became alight and began questing after the position of Flameboys sidekick. Thus deepening Badger Gadget's hatered for the one he has affectionately nicknamed "that f$#king bastard"... Flameboy.

Thelma grew up in a decrepid hovel of a town with a corrupt system of power mad officials who did all they could to suck the life out of the town to fill their egos. She was often made to do the most humiliating chores as a result of her father becoming the town disgrace when he attempted to out the mayor by exposing his wasting of council funding on a golden fountain in the shape of a trout slapping a horse across it's face which was to be placed in the mayor's bathroom as a source of amusement. It all went horribly wrong when his efforts were discovered by odds that he could, in no way, face. His attempts were squashed and his name was mud. Thelma bore the brunt of these events and was forced into a life of shame. Though secretly she was studying and studying. All the time becoming smarter and more skilled. And one day, when she had decided she had reached the pinnacle of her intellectual endeavours, she ran away and became a waitress. She currently lives in a recovery unit as a result of being shot in the abdomen by Gordie. But has she gained SUPER POWERS?!? Stay tuned to find out. But if you have no intention of staying tuned... she doesn't.

Not much is known about Furball or about what it does to pass time. Having no limbs or obvious form of propulsion it relies heavily upon being transported by it's creator Neebert. Whilst it seems that the only movement that this creature is capable of is that of it's eyeballs, it does have a highly prehensile tongue and the ability to digest anything it feels the need to to a singularity. Many have commented that it would be a marketable doorstop and that Neebert should really consider marketing it.

Sizzles was once a cat and beneath the flames still is, but beneath that beats the heart of a maniacal hellcat who's only outlet is through violent encounters and flower arranging. To kerb this insatiable bloodlust Sizzles has survived through cultivating it's anger into it's endeavours to become Flameboys sidekick. Funnily enough the two often are one and the same as demonstrated with the altercation between Sizzles and Badger Gadget in Episode 26.